new scope

Guy is out hunting with his buddy. Trying out his new scope, as he looks he says, "I can see your house from here, you wife is cheating on you."
His best freind replied, "ah to hell with it, I have had it with her, shoot her in the head and him in the private parts." Guy says, "piece of cake, I can do that with one shot."

[longrange1947]

Glad I have learned to read posts in here without first taking a mouth full of coffee.

Originally Posted by longrange1947

Glad I have learned to read posts in here without first taking a mouth full of coffee.

Comedy Central is on a roll tonight with 4 comedians throwing stuff like that out. I cannot type for laughing so hard. But that one was classic.

[mojaveman]

Dear AM,

You are nasty.

Originally Posted by mojaveman

Dear AM,

You are nasty.

Does that make you love me any less dear?