Old 04-14-2009, 19:56   #1
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Keep reading... eventually you Manly Men will get to your Prayer!

A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End
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"He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war" Old Gaelic

Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them. Thomas Paine
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Old 04-14-2009, 21:08   #2
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Keep reading... eventually you Manly Men will get to your Prayer!

A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End
Hay that is our SECRET Man Prayer and Women are not supposed to know it....
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Old 04-14-2009, 23:11   #3
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I have a few more creative yet questionable lines I'd like to add to "A MAN'S PRAYER".
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:19   #4
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Aaww sorry, SF BHT... my bad! But it had been declassified so I thought I would share it.

Mo....please add those lines on in a post.
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Am fear nach gleidh na h-airm san t-sith, cha bhi iad aige 'n am a' chogaidh
"He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war" Old Gaelic

Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them. Thomas Paine
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Old 04-15-2009, 18:03   #5
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Saoirse - Don't you know yet? - All the men who could answer your prayers already have boyfriends!
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:42   #6
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One for the girls...
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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Old 04-17-2009, 12:42   #7
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Saoirse - Don't you know yet? - All the men who could answer your prayers already have boyfriends!
Peregrino...
I know, its like the old saying, "all the good guys are always taken or are gay!"

Just an FYI... IT IS NOT MY PRAYER! I forgot to put the disclaimer on it when I posted. My Man is all man...
It was probably written by some Janet Reno/Janet Napolitano look-a-like!
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Am fear nach gleidh na h-airm san t-sith, cha bhi iad aige 'n am a' chogaidh
"He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war" Old Gaelic

Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them. Thomas Paine
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