If you criminalize Sweet 'Tater Pie…

[PSM]

..only criminal's will have Sweet 'Tater Pie:

Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie

TCPalm.com
7:22 AM EST, December 2, 2008

INDIANTOWN - Martin County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving because he didn't like the food, according to a Sheriff's Office report.

On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.

Ford ran outside the rear door of the residence when the woman's three teenagers went into the kitchen to see what the ruckus was and saw their mom with pie on her face, according to the report.

After deputies arrived, the victim was transported to Martin Memorial Hospital South to treat the burns and blisters on her neck from the hot pie, according to the report.

Later that night deputies found and arrested Ford. He was charged with domestic battery and was released on a $5,000 on Friday, said Rhonda Irons, the Martin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson.

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Pat

[Gypsy]

Perhaps he prefers pumpkin pie?

[Dozer523]

Perhaps he's a jerk. The girl friend has three teenagers, so why wasn't he transported to the hospital too?

[modgod]

He ran. My Uncle (mom's side) did the same thing after trying to manhandle my mother during a dispute over my Grandpa's house and belongings after his death. Apparently having an 11 year old running at you screaming like Leonidas with your dad's old Uncle Henry can really unnerve a man

Took my Ma about 2 hours to talk the knife outta my hands, come to think of it

Not quite a pup myself, but I'll tell you this, never underestimate the sheer tenacity and creativity that can result in giving a teenage boy (+/- a couple years) a damn good excuse to maim someone. Words cannot even describe how much more that is true for teenage girls