Old 01-12-2008, 16:40   #1
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Birds & Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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Old 01-14-2008, 23:50   #2
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Consider it stolen.

Speaking of tooth fairies, I saw a bumper sticker that got a chuckle out of me. It said, "The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling their body parts. I blame her for prostitution!"

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