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Hillary jogging
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret
Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the
water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ". Hillary said, "No problem,
I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
Them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
stereo headset!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you
don't look Like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."
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"Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?" Then I said, "Here am I. Send me".
-Isaiah 6:8
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