Media Coverage

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Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. During the interview, the reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws Of Vicious Animal".

"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry," replied the reporter, "but since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Supporter Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog Attack".

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter replies, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What do you like?"
"I'm a Yankees fan, and I really like President Bush," the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet".

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So, that's why they moved the 10th!! It wasn't because the Kennedy's had fallen out of favor and weren't required to have 2/3 of an SF Group in their backyard.