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Old 01-02-2009, 12:11   #14
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Originally Posted by BMT View Post
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from
the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
BMT, what a great post! I almost spewed coffee out of my nose! OMG! LOL

I agree with all of them! Yes, it's odd because I am a female. As for this one...... it actually takes a little more work to LIFT the lid than to flick a finger to let it fall back down! Though, admittedly, sitting down on a cold rim in the middle of the night, having NOT turned on the light because I am still in sleep mode...does make for an AWAKENING experience (bbrrrr)!! My man never hears me complain about that. LOL Lucky him!
A tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny ~ Aesops Fables; The Lamb and the Wolf

Am fear nach gleidh na h-airm san t-sith, cha bhi iad aige 'n am a' chogaidh
"He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war" Old Gaelic

Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them. Thomas Paine
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