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Old 04-22-2021, 15:09   #3
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Man... You guys are dicks.

I've got a man on the inside in DC and my man in D.C. finds NOTHING on this guy prior to 1993. This guy's background is so top secret, it doesn't even *flag* "Top Secret" when you run his jacket. This guy isn't just a student of warfare - this guy is the professor.

He was part of the 183rd Airborne Division (the 183rd was a composite unit of hunter killers made up of elements from the 101st and the 82d)
The 183rd was down south chasing Carl the Hyena (Carlos the Jackals 3rd cousin) during the height of the cold war.
This guy was there.

When ODA 226 out of 5th Group inifltrated the PLO...
...this guy was there.

When ODA 789 from 10th Group did the recon of the alien tunnels at the South Pole - this guy was THERE.

He was low crawling across a cow pasture down south when an RPG detonated at his feet, it sent a giant hunk of frozen cow-patty into his low back that almost severed his spine.
That bullshit is still inside of him !!!

Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops!
He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline just so he could piss in your campfire.
You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos.

This guy's a professional, and you guys are just a bunch of hypersensitive cis-gendered toxic males.

Shame on you.
All of you.

That is all.
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