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When you have 270 billion dollars and someone is pissing you off - 40 billion dollars really doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
When you consider the paltry wages I get for the small bit of work that I do - just the cost of a bag full of rock salt to throw on someones grass at 3am can take a toll on your finances...
...but when you can afford to launch a fucking sports car into outer space because you think its funny - well - fuck it - lets do a hostile takeover, you know, for laughs.
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