[GratefulCitizen]

Six word rap battles are fun.

GC tries rap battling against Yoda.

<Yoda and GC are on stage.>

[GC does his rap battle opening.]

<The lights dim. The music starts.>

GC is back talkin’ Internet smack,
Against this hermit, lookin’ like Kermit.

All too easy, here’s my roast:
Pathetic puny green…dyslexic force ghost.

Lost your Jedi to Sith politics.
What was that again? Order 66.

<GC drops the microphone and glares.>

[Yoda does his rap battle response.]

<Force levitates the microphone to himself.>
<Darth Vader breathing. The music starts.>

Weak, your lyrics. Apparent, your fears.
Schooled fools, I’ve, for 800 years!

Butthurt, GC? To ass, apply salve.
Humiliating, need? Found someone, you have.

Grandmaster Jedi of “do”, am I,
Afresh, teaching, there is no “try”.

<Force pushes GC off the stage.>