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Old 03-23-2022, 15:02   #70
Box
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So I guess the concept of using science to develop a common standard has been thrown straight into the shitter. It reminds me of an old Irish folk song - I'd tell you all the name of the band that wrote the lyrics, but I just cant remember Who...

We'll be fighting in Ukraine
with our genders all the same
And the morals that we worshiped will be gone
And the pronouns that we own
Social justice proved them wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the woke constitution
Take a bow for the woke revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my M4 and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We’ve all been fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
and the liberals had full control, that's all
And the world don’t look the same
All the history books have changed
'and Afghanistan we lost in our last war

I'll tip my hat to the woke constitution
Take a bow for the woke revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my M4 and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We’ve all been fooled again,
OH NO…

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half-alive
I'll get my COVID passport and smile at the sky
most Americans are hypnotized – I don’t know why…

Do you?

Yeah

There's nothing in the street
it all looks different to me
And the slogans are effaced, by-the-bye
And the party on the left
Is the party on the right
Politician’s noses all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the woke constitution
Take a bow for the woke revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my M4 and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We’ve all been fooled again
we’ve been fooled again
OH NO…

Yeah !!!

The new PT test
Same as the old PT test



Just a thought for the moderators...
...isn't it time we moved this thread about the Unites States Army "Combat" fitness test into "The Comedy Zone"
Even the Army has admitted that the test is just a “general physical fitness assessment” that doesn't actually reflect success during any of the 'Warrior Tasks' or Battle Drills

How can we take it seriously when an unnamed senior enlisted leader needs to argue that the word "combat" should remain part of the name because after all, we all "go to combat"

yes indeed - meet the new boss - same as the old boss
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