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Space Force troops have seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
Three breasted hookers from Mars...
...with galaxy-wide immigration laws devolving into borderless planetary systems and a common star system currency, all those moments will be like ballots from the 2020 election:
-lost in time, like tears in rain.
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