A student pilot and his instructor are waiting on the holding point for take off permission. Ahead of them in the line is an F16.
The F16 pilot does a full reheat (afterburner) take off, going near 70degrees after rotation(liftoff).
Student: "Why does he take off that steeply?"
Instructor: "Why does a dog lick his balls?"
"Dunno."
"Because he can, stupid!"
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I've had a few gaffes on the radio myself- my instructor has a habit of pushing the PTT right when I'm in middle sentance.
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"You destroyed half a city block!"
"That block was already messed up."
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