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Old 05-03-2021, 14:55   #65
Box
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Bro...

What kind of breakfast sammy are you making out of cucumbers and olive oil?
I know that there are many dishes out there that have a vegetarian substitute so I am totally not busting down the idea of a breakfast salad...

HOWEVER


For the meat eaters out there, I have an incredible ingredient that can be used as a cucumber substitute...
sausage links.


I also have a great lettuce substitute...
bacon


One of my favorite breakfast salads is a sliced sausage with diced onions and tomato - served on a bed of crisp, freshly tossed bacon "leaves"
I finish it off with biscuit sized oven fresh 'croutons' and a sawmill gravy 'salad dressing'


best breakfast salad ever
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