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Old 01-05-2022, 09:32   #89
Trapper John
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Originally Posted by Box View Post
I'll tell you what's really, really, REALLY, an underrated comment: The level of embarrassment I'd feel if a creature from outer space landed their ship in my yard...
...climbed out of his spaceship
...brandished a super technological death ray
...showed me a device that allowed extraterrestrials to monitor earth social media platforms
...looked me right in the eye
...spoke to me in a language I understood and said:

"Take me to your leader"

For fuck sake - the thought of that happening in 2022 America causes me a level of anxiety that most of you will never understand.
A modest half-bow followed by "At your service" seems appropriate to me.
Honor Above All Else
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