[MVP]

Team Sergeant stories are not just about operations and training:

Yesterday was my daughter's 18th birthday. Usual stuff, went out to eat, said we would go anywhere she wanted so she chose Red Lobster. They put us in a booth, a small booth. Daughters on one side, wife and I on the other. Wife is on the inside, I'm on the edge of the seat.

Wife said, "Can you move over, you're squishing me."

I said, "Well that's because you're a little wide."

The whole damn family is on a diet now.