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not for nothing - but I use one of those oversized drivers - not because I'm a pro, but because my swing is all fucked up - I need all the help I can get - my accuracy is all over the place - the harder I swing the wilder my slice gets - the older I get, the harder it is to get my balls out of the trap - I spend all day trying to navigate the water obstacles - with all the other crap I've got going on, I tend to prefer those par-three courses because I can get in and get out without spending the entire day cussing in frustration about my performance - truth be told, there are days when I go to the golf course just to hang out at the driving range by myself
...and I always like a well mixed cocktail at the club house when I'm done swinging my clubs
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