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Old 02-02-2017, 15:35   #37
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Sarah Silverman has the IQ of a condom


...now seriously. Do you really believe that? I think you are just posting that out of sheer spite. You read something that caused your temper to flare and decided to post something abrasive and divisive.
Being divisive out of spite is what neo-fascists like 'fake tears schumer' and 'tell them youre a muslim pelosi' do.
You're better than that.

A condom protects the user and the partner from disease...
...it helps prevent unwanted pregnancy
...it is versatile - you can use it to keep dirt out of a gun barrel
...it is pliable - one size will fit a wide range of people
...it is blind to race, creed, and religion - it doesn't discriminate
...it doesn't interfere with your activity
...it doesn't judge - you can use it on whoever you please
...if you are imaginative, you can even use it like a party balloon
...it understands that once you are finished with it, you get rid of it

Sarah Silverman is not very versatile at all - her way or the highway.
...she doesn't safeguard health, she encourages violence
...she isn't very versatile - her comedy is weak and her hit movies are nonexistent
...she is obsessed by categorizing people by their "identity group"
...she is clearly hyper-judgmental and prejudiced of those who don't fit into her 'mold'
...she cant help but interfere in the lives of others - and even dares to incite insurrection
...her "foil wrapper" was ripped open and cast away decades ago

Yet, you would still put her on the same pedestal as a condom.
...even the free generic condoms that the Army gives away have satisfied more people than Ms Silverman.

You should apologize to the lowly prophylactic for being so dismissive of its value.
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