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Originally Posted by glebo
WWPD.....in other words, What would Patten do???  |
The answer is simple - he would have reminded us that " no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
After re-giving his speech, I am pretty sure he would have had a hearty meal of meat and potatoes, smoked some cigars, drank some whiskey, shot some fucking bad guys in the face with his .45, then would have stopped by HQ to slap the shit out of a few SJW's - after all that, he'd have gone straight to the officer club to smoke more cigars and drink more whiskey.
They didn't have Playboy magazine back then or he'd have made a pit stop at some point to take a shit and look at titties before drinking some more whiskey...
...or maybe he would have posted a want-ad seeking a seditious bureaucrat for the political optics as a way of sucking up to FDR
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