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**Box** · 10-05-2022, 06:49

That isn't masters degree level
It's not even PHD level smart assery
That is cutting edge, world class, tip of the spear smartassery.

I had no idea that the Onion has been around since 1756.
I knew their reporting was historic - but damn - 1756.
That feels like proof that aLg0re didn't really help invent the internet.
...but I think it might still be fake; a daily readership of 4.3 trillion sounds like bullshit. Actually readership numbers must be two or three times that amount.

Besides, if it was real, it would have a REAL document number, like say, No. 21A834
...or something along those lines.

I have to go find some privacy right now - I have a freedom boner and I have to do something about it before freedom boners are outlawed due to their high degree of inequity.

Tu stultus es, indeed.

10-05-2022, 06:49	#3
Box Quiet Professional Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 5,747	That isn't masters degree level It's not even PHD level smart assery That is cutting edge, world class, tip of the spear smartassery. I had no idea that the Onion has been around since 1756. I knew their reporting was historic - but damn - 1756. That feels like proof that aLg0re didn't really help invent the internet. ...but I think it might still be fake; a daily readership of 4.3 trillion sounds like bullshit. Actually readership numbers must be two or three times that amount. Besides, if it was real, it would have a REAL document number, like say, No. 21A834 ...or something along those lines. I have to go find some privacy right now - I have a freedom boner and I have to do something about it before freedom boners are outlawed due to their high degree of inequity. Tu stultus es, indeed. __________________ Opinions stated in this post are solely those of the author, and in no way reflect the opinions or policies of The Department of Defense, The United States Army, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, The Screen Actors Guild, The Boy Scouts, The Good, The Bad, or The Ugly. These opinions are provided purely as overly sarcastic social commentary and are not meant to be used for mission planning or navigation. "*Make sure your own mask is secure before assisting others" -Airplane Safety Briefing Last edited by Box; 10-05-2022 at 06:59.*
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