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Originally Posted by glebo
Or in extreme cases...who's got the biggest johnson??
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We had the long shlong trifecta in 46th - Whiskey, Jake the Snake, and Motor Pool. All three of them were equipped for porn stardom...except for their looks...but that didn't seem to bother the women.
We were at the Opera one weekend and everybody had more or less retired for the evening in the specially furnished rooms by the pool which they called their SF equipped rooms when there was this gawdawful scream and one of the girls went running naked towards the lobby. The door was open to one of the SF rooms and when we gathered to look in to see what the problem was, there sat ol' Motor Pool in that special chair, fully aroused and with that goofy grin of his on his face and laughing that goofy laugh of his. It was no wonder the girl ran out on him.
One very late evening in Lop Buri a couple of us were walking back to Fort Narai when we came upon Whiskey, aptly named and - as was the norm for him - inebriated to the max and leaning against the steel bar fencing around the post. He was making all kinds of cooing sorts of mumbling noises and we couldn't figure out WTF was going on until we went by and saw one of those little Asian deer they kept on the grounds standing in front of him. Apparently he had stopped to urinate and the deer had begun "nursing"...arousing him and, in his alcohol induced state, getting him to think he was enjoying the pleasure of one of the most talented women he had ever met.
Jake was quieter about his junk. He used to say he was going down to the ville to find himself a
'pole dancer' when he was in the mood...but he did like to swim naked at the Opera and got a kick out of all the women who lived in the eight story apartment building next to the hotel coming out to watch him from their balconies and chattering away over the sight of the
falong tahon with the big dong as we used to call it.
There are a lot more tales which are best related over a beer or two...but such were the times for us young SFers around back when.
Richard
