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Originally Posted by Kyobanim
This thread is useless without the stories.
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"One Ball" ...as the name implies only had one ball...the other being a victim of testicular cancer.
Favorite "prank" to play on new medics would start with a phone call immediately after lunch...went something like this:
"Had to jump a fence because I locked the keys to the house inside..."
"Caught myself on the fence trying to straddle it...hurts like hell, I think I ruptured something..."
Fresh 18D..."come into the team room and let me take a look"
What follows is left to the imagination as each medic tried in vain to "find" the missing testicle before recommending him to go to Womack.
The best one was a newbie that thought he found it, although it was retracted. I asked calmly if he found it in a mason jar. It took awhile for the color to return to his face.