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Old 09-27-2005, 02:36   #1
Maisy
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The path to inner peace

Someone sent this to me today, and in these times of high stress, I felt it was important to pass on.

I am telling you this because it definitely worked for me, and we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished.

And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.
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