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Old 03-05-2004, 12:14   #2
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Three doctors are at lunch when the one doctor brings up the easiest surgery he's ever done.

Dr.#1: Ya know, I just did an operation on an accountant and, man, was it easy. I opened him up and everthing was in numerical order, completely in balance!

Dr.#2 chimes in: Oh, I can top that. Electricans are the best to operate on, everything is color coordinated.

Dr.#3 laughs and says: I have both of you beat. The easiest operation is on a Frenchman. There are no guts, no spine, no balls and if you ever get confused...the head and the ass are interchangable.
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