You mean this Ms. Venezuela?:
http://www.msvenezuela.com/
I have to say it was close, but our Ms. Glebova (now there's a Canadian name), had my ahem... heart.
On the issue of the coming invasion, I give you a month before training and organizing the francophones becomes such a frustration that you head home. Come east though and I guarantee the Newfs and Capers will rise up.. Until they get hungover. Forget building rapport, you'll build an extreme alcohol tolerance!
From South Park:
"With all their hockey hullabaloo and that b*tch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada! "