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Jack- you need me to fedex some good ol' chickory flavored New Orleans coffee to you? It appears you may need it if RL persists.
RL-
You want me to fed ex you a bigger shovel so you can hurry up and get yourself killed quickly verses a slow painful drawn out process.

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Jack- the qualities of who I am and what I do are very close to the same thing. I am not kidding... Of course, RL can't quite get there with his profession as they haven't figured out the whole gill slits thing yet, but I am sure the Navy guys are working on it. There is hope for the lawyers/sharks.