Bill,
she came in on drugs & liquid courage and kicked one of our local PD's finest, well, in the finest of all areas of the male anatomy.

Nobody in this state goes to jail for a speeding ticket anymore, unless, we can make it high end misdemeanor or felony.
Physics lessons can be painful. Not sure which hurts worse though, the one where "what goes up must come down" or "the path of least resistance".