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When you have been getting away with shit for a long time but have an opportunity that is going to require you to "demonstrate" some character and integrity it is important that you cop to a few transgressions while posting prepared statements to your social media accounts.
It is also important to use several of these obligatory and politically expedient phrases to properly showcase your newfound humility...
...unintentionally misstated
...implied directly or indirectly
...misrepresented
...regret
Another way of describing this situation would be...
...lied about my actions
...denied accusations
...intentionally deceived
...accused others of being full of peanut butter and jealousy
...proudly donned a mantle of victimhood because of haters
What are the odds that this guy is about to run for some sort of political office or bureaucratic appointment?
...or am I just being 'jelly
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Last edited by Box; 07-10-2025 at 18:33.
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