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Originally Posted by Box
I've learned that it is no longer worth the blood pressure points to worry or care about the names they paint on the side of a boat. Republicans are gonna try and name them all after crooked republicans and the democrats are gonna try and name them all after activists and pedophiles.
I don't care any more.
They may as well name these mother fuckers like a bass boat - it isn't going to impact the quality of the seaman down in the bowels...
Since ship names have been turned into as much an honor as the Noble Pizza Prize and the Residential Metal of Freedumb here are a few more names they should consider for the next round of new boats...
The Pier Pressure
The Rest a Shore
The Skipper’s Girl
Overboard
The Skipper’s Boi
What’s Up Dock?
Feeling Nauti
5 O’Clock Somewhere
The Starfish
The Wrinkled Starfish
Vitamin Sea
The Dreamboat
The Luv Boat
The Gravy Boat
The Aqua-holic
Fin and Tonic
Deez Knots
Ship Happens
...probably a few others but the more I think about it - fuck boats
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Just don't touch 'em, or suffer your own fate ...