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Alright you band of barrel bellied, glassy eyed killers...

LISTEN UP

I'm about to drop some story telling up in here. Admittedly, I've already posted this "elsewhere" on the interwebz - but then I thought to myself...

I thought, "Self, why didn't you post this madness in the thread most associated with the deconstruction and ridicule of Aesop's Fables under the magnifying glass of a failing nation being led by a bunch of violin playing grasshoppers while the hard working ants scurry about doing their very best to scrimp and save so they can feed their families while the corrupt left fiddles and diddles...
...so here it is my friends,

The Story of the Whining, Starving, Leftist, Anti-Trump, Establishment, Communist Sympathizing, Marxist, Socialist Democrat, Grasshopper and the Hard Working, Conservative, Right Leaning, Trump Supporting, Ant.

One bright day in late autumn a group of hard working, conservative, right leaning, loyal Trump supporters were bustling about in the warm sunshine, drying out the grain they had stored up during the summer, when a dirty, corrupt, whining, discontented, freedom hating, starving, leftist, anti-Trump, establishment, communist sympathizing, marxist, socialist democrat, with a copy of "Heather Has Two Mommies" tucked under "XE/Xir/Xem" arm came up to them and arrogantly demanded that the hard working, conservative, right leaning, loyal Trump supporters share their wealth and give them some of their food...

"What!" cried the hard working, conservative, right leaning, loyal Trump supporters in surprise, "haven't you stored anything away for the winter? What in the world were you doing all summer?"

"We didn't have time to store up any food,"said the dirty, corrupt, whining, discontented, freedom hating, starving, leftist, anti-Trump, establishment, communist sympathizing, marxist, socialist democrat; "We were busy butt fucking all of the other dirty, corrupt, whining, discontented, freedom hating, starving, leftist, anti-Trump, establishment, communist sympathizing, marxist, socialist democrats in an empty congressional chamber and then posting it on the internet; then, before we knew it, summer was gone, the election had been bought and paid for, and the economy was still in shambles...
...but at least Kamala is president now !!!"

The hard working, conservative, right leaning, loyal Trump supporters shrugged their shoulders in disgust.

Then, President Kamala sent her weaponized DOJ, the IRS, and a bastion of dirty, smelling, starving, whining, entitled, leftist, anti-Trump, establishment, communist sympathizing, blue haired, Marxist, socialist democrats against the hard working, conservative, right leaning, loyal, Trump supporters to riot and burn their neighborhoods in a deadly series of "peaceful protests" until there was nothing left but violence, misery, poverty, and chaos...
...and the Limousine Liberals that launched their coup against a frail and mentally compromised old man, and then used corruption and deceit to fixed the election so they could finally take full control of the country and usher in an era of leftist tyranny - lived happily ever after - on the backs of a nation full of gullible fools.

The End



...the rest, they say, is history.