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I'm not sure if I'd call it a staged coup attempt. What the democrats, in conjunction with Comey, Brennan, and a few well-vetted RINO politicians pulled was more of a coup attempt than what ACTUALLY went on in Russian last week.

The hook is simple - "we the people" saw what our media overlords allowed us to see - and because we are a Western nation, we see things through a Western lens.

Eugene Vaseline Perogi - or however the fuck you spell his ridiculous commie name - has been a member of Voldemort Putnams inner circle since Moses Malone parted the Jordan River so that the Israelis could escape the Pharaohs on their way to the promised land down in Florida.

I agree that it was part of a plan - everything that the Russians do has some sort of oddly specific goal behind it. The "folks back home" were told this would be an in-and-out rebirth of Mother Russia and it didn't turn out that way.

Now, Babushka is pissed that her babies and grandbabies are being slaughtered for what seems to be a poorly gambled investment in Russian blood. Russian generals are starting to fight Putin's war the same way that George Mcclellan was fighting Lincoln's war - and President Voldemort Putnam knows it...
...but how to root out the senior military commanders that can't be trusted??

If only we could root out the ones that would be willing to step out against the duly elected for life or else government of Russia.
...stage a coup attempt?
...stage a secret coup attempt the way the democrats did against that reality TV star turned politician that we helped steal the last election using our communist sympathizers that owned all the American social networking sites?

Wait - we can TALK about a coup attempt and get the dissidents stirred up, then once we see who is willing to go against our dear leader, we can get back to work while the faithless dissidents are rounded up and sent to Siberia.
We'll all be rich, Comrade Putnam will still be president, and most importantly, we can get back to committing atrocities that the UN and NATO dare not try to stop.


For the record, this is not really a serious analysis of the situation, because we are well beyond such nonsense - besides, the above psychobabble would just be silly.

It's actually just a rough draft of my Matt Damon/Tom Cruise/Keanu Reeves fan fiction Jason Bourne/Mission Impossible/John Wick crossover streaming series.
I'm going to play the part of the News-Stand Owner that passes little bits of critical insider knowledge to the movie's many protagonists just when it seems like all is lost.




I would stand in line for this..
...there's always room in life for this

OH BABY