I was able to abscond with a printed manuscript of the comms traffic during the event...
...I would never have believed it if it hadn't been reported on the mainstream news networks
Quote:
Who does #2 work for?
I dont know what you're talking about
**smack**
Who Does Number-Two Work For?
What is going on here?
I dont know what you're talking about
** smack smack**
Who Does Number-Two Work For?
**smack smack**
Stop you're hurting me...
...why are you stuffing me in the shower SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
(dude, these new contract role players are super committed)
**SMACK SMACK SMACK**
WHO.DOES.NUMBER.TWO...
**Lone Wolf this is Wolf Den abort mission**
Wait, What ??
**Lone Wolf this is Wolf Den abort mission - wrong target - repeat WRONG TARGET**
oh fuck
**Lone Wolf this is Wolf Den return to base for cocktails and debriefing**
uhm...
...sorry dude, my bad
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Last edited by Box; 04-07-2023 at 17:34.
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