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Before I invoke the power of sanctimonious self-righteousness to pass any final judgment...
...could you smoke a Boston butt, Texas-style beef brisket, or full rack of St Louis-style pork spareribs with the coal you are donating, or is it a different type of coal that I'm not familiar with?
I'd hate to slip carelessly into another virtue-signaling rant only to once again demonstrate my raw hypocrisy by saying "hows about pushing me a few Christmas stockings full of that North Pole coal" only to find out that it is ill-suited for use as a barbeque fuel.
I mean - I'm still cool with hypocrisy - in fact, I use a sugar free hypocrisy-based rub when I cook vegan BBQ ribs for my holiday guests - I just like to be informed.
Happy Holidays
...and all that jazz
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