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My Christmas Lump Tithing
PSA
I was holding off on this announcement for fear that the Biden administration would send the EPA after me for exceeding my carbon footprint. I will deal with the consequences.
I have decided to announce my 2022 Christmas Tithing Plan, I will donate all my accumulated Christmas Stockings Coal Lumps from the last 5 years to charity.
This tithing will amount to some 25 metric tonnes and should be welcomed by the folks that need heating coal.
Don't thank me, I am but a small lump in Santa's Naughty List. 😎
PS: My accountant advised that I should be able to take a tax credit using the current coal market prices, rather than the "as bought" price. You may want to consider this opportunity.
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Go raibh tú leathuair ar Neamh sula mbeadh a fhios ag an diabhal go bhfuil tú marbh
"May you be a half hour in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead"
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