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Old 07-13-2022, 07:35   #3
JJ_BPK
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I fear they are not just "similar" but live recreations of Tinsel Town Reality


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Originally Posted by POTUS Tug Benson on the Mexican Border Crisis

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Here's the target area.

Bob Vila: << local breakfast taco
That's Minnesota, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home.

Bob Vila:
Sir, the enemy is over there.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?.
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