As I watch events unfold around the world, one things becomes clear...
When the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus shuttered its door in 2017 - it had NOTHING to do with cruelty to animals or the exploitation of endangered species.
After the 2016 election leftists around the world realized that they had an unsustainable need for clowns. The circus was forced out of business because they had clowns - a existential commodity to activists and community organizers.
The clown shoes being used by the democrats no longer fit and the democrats needed to start cultivating a new generation of fucking circus clowns to help crash the government.
...now performing in the center ring under the big top - JoJo the Horse Faced Pony Soldier
***please remain seated until the show is over - we don't want anyone missing the show***
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