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Originally Posted by Box

The two-week 'guerilla war' training exercise in North Carolina is to teach secret commando soldiers how to wage a bloody civil war against political dissidents that refuse to vaccinate and against others that continue to post "Lets Go Brandon" memes on social video.

The cyber portion gives these secret commandos an opportunity to use metadata collected by Jeff Cuckaburg and Mark Gates and Bill Bozos.
The instructors for this training are hardened combat veterans that fought in the JADE HELM conflict. Resistance is futile. They can be easily identified by the Special Forces tattoo they get on their forearm - a skull with a snake and the motto "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

Before these super warriors can graduate they have to eat a live chicken and and use mind power to kill a goat. Then they have to fuck a baby sheep after it has been shot with a high-velocity fully semiautomatic insult rifle. They are all democrats and they all have at least a third-degree yellow belt in Chinese Woke-Boxing. Again, resistance is futile.

I've flunked out of the training three times because I keep getting dizzy during the mandatory flag burning exercise.

The only hope for mankind rests with a commando by the name of Snake, a rookie recruit of the elite special forces unit FOXHOUND. As long as he can use the code “up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-select-start” to receive adequate resupply from a secret Contra base he will have a chance. But it’s still probably a suicide mission…..