OH...OH...OH!!! (In my best Horshack voice): I want in. "I can be the Fuscia Avenger."
First case will be to solve the issue of the kidnapping of my transgendered, bi-curious, melanin-enhanced, Druid-influenced teddy bear. (I KNOW that Effer Swoop kidnapped him in Haiti and held him for ransom but getting that villian to admit it should be worth a show or two!!! bastard would send me photos of teddy all bandaged up and beaten....., one sick, cruel, evil, human being!!!)
