[EricV]

Hot Diggity Dog!! We're on to something here!! I envision myself as "The Bubble Gum Terrorist" A man who Hates the "Routine Crimes Unit" and is determined to resist!!

Plaguing all good and responsible "Woke" citizens, police and political figures, I roam the city, turning up where least expected and Gumming up the works.

Imagine, the Mayor, after a long day of imposing socialism sits down in (insert gender here) favorite chair only to discover that the "Bubble Gum Terrorist" has struck when (insert gender here) tries to stand up!!

There could be a little bit of it in every show. Shows the need for constant vigilance by right thinking citizens and the authorities.

A full show where the RCU is half a step behind the BGT but of course doesn't catch him. Other shows where it's just a 10 or 15 second shot of my leering face placing a nice chunk of gum some where inserted in the other plot.

Juicy Fruit can show up anywhere and at the worst possible time for the authorities!! Imagine hats, guns, night sticks, locks, wind shield wipers. The list is endless.

Heck, I'll work for free Box. Just the chance to be part of such a project. And of course, meet an endless stream of hot young starlets I might be able to have my way with!!

I'm off to the gym now, gotta get toned for the camera and the chicks!!