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Old 10-14-2021, 13:04   #1875
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Originally Posted by rsdengler View Post
Uggg...That VIP Lounge, those people are always so darn smug...
Wuhan flu is an infectious disease process that has a 99.8% survival rate. The most at risk folks are those that are already suffering from multiple health problem.

Smug is incurable. The prognosis is poor. Once you are infected with Smug, it seems to stick with you forever.
Tragically, the people that are most impacted by terminal smug are decent, hard working, peace loving, good nature individuals that are constantly getting fucked over by the smug. It's not a coincidence that so much smug can be found in the typical airport VIP lounge.

Not everyone that goes into an airport VIP lounge comes out smug - but the ones that do are changed forever. Truth be told - if I was granted access to the VIP lounge and had to walk past the USO to get there - I'd almost always stop at the USO to chat with the 80 year old volunteer that keeps the coffee pot full.

Even if Saint Fauci was right and masks could protect you from COVID - masks don't do shit to prevent smug. In fact, there are several studies that suggest folks still walking around outside with a mask on are almost certainly infected with some degree of smug...
...and its going to get worse
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