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It's a beautiful day...
I'm going to eat cold leftover mac and cheese right out of the serving bowl with a plastic spoon while standing over an open trashcan barefoot while wearing my flannel pajama bottoms and a t-shirt with muddy paw prints from my dog because I am alone in the house right now and I can whatever the fuck I please
'Murica
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