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So...
To kick this up a notch:
The Great Sith Lord "R2D2" shut himself down for a while not long after it was believed that the Emporer had been thrown into a power generation shaft.
...by his apprentice no less
Revenge at last - time to rest
But when it was clear that Palpatine's essence had remerged (tied to Snokes of course) R2 mysteriously woke back up to lead Palpatine's granddaughter to the son of Skywalker so she could be set in motion against the Sith
...and in the greatest betrayal of all, R2D2 was there to celebrate when Palpatine's grandaughter destroyed him.
Folks should also notice that COINCIDENTALLY, in the final movie we find out that C3PO was programmed to converse in ancient sith dialects all along but has been blocked from using it for as long as he has been with R2.
...and just as coincidentally, as soon as C3PO has served his purpose and deciphered sith messages, R2 is nice enough to wipe that sith shit from C3PO's memory banks - again
MIND.BLOWN
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Last edited by Box; 05-23-2021 at 20:00.
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