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Originally Posted by rsdengler
And wearing earrings and tube of lipstick in their pockets........
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We dont call it lipstick - its chap stick - and the new uniform regulation may not authorize men to wear earrings...
...yet
it does authorize men to wear clear nail polish because nothing beats a mani-pedi after a grueling round of sprint-drag-carry
This is my squad.
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