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Originally Posted by rsdengler
Politician's are total "corncobs".....
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Lets set the record straight..............
You can use corncobs to smoke pork and it is DELICIOUS.
You can use corn cobs to clean and polish spent shell casing when hand-loading ammunition.
You can even make a delicious corn cob jelly that tastes as good on home made biscuits as fresh honey...
You can use corn cobs to make vegetable stock, fire starters in your BBQ grill, pot scrubbers that wont damage or scratch those new-fangled pots and pans with the no-stick coating that still sticks, pet bedding, bio fuel, corn cob pipes, soil conditioners, xylose, and according to Wkipedia - you can even use corn cobs for anal hygiene ( citation needed)...
...look it up, dont take my word for it.
Politicians, since the very earliest parts of recorded human history should only be compared to the noble corn cob if you are out of toilet paper and have no other option when it is time to perform that anal hygiene ( citation needed) referenced on Wikipedia.
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Last edited by Box; 03-02-2021 at 15:25.
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