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So the guy claims he was in Special Forces A Company, 7th Special Forces Group 173 ABCB, 503rd Reg Ft Bragg...
...we've all been there.
In fact, back in the 'Nam - I was doing Force Recon Ops in Special Forces S Company, 4th Special Forces Group, 123rd ABACAB, Reg 350-2 at Ft Bragg serving with SEAL Team 16
...on the BACK side of Fort Bragg - just down the road from Special Forces A Company, 7th Special Forces Group 173 ABCB, 503rd Reg
Don't hate on this guy - he's a real guy - with real problems - and there is no known laxative that can cure how full of shit he is.
How would YOU guys feel if you were full of shit and not a single dose of MiraLax to be found?
As far as people bagging on him for talking about getting his "Silver Wings" AFTER becoming SF Qualified - clearly none of you went to the Advanced HALO/HAHO Activites (AH-HA) Course that taught low altitude standoff fast roping - which is where you got your "Silver" wings.
Everyone knows you only get regular airborne wings at the Fort Benning School for Boys.
My buddies back in Special Forces S Company, 4th Special Forces Group, 123rd ABACAB, Reg 350-2 at Ft Bragg would understand his plight...
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Last edited by Box; 02-23-2021 at 08:48.
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