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**Box** · 02-12-2021, 07:31

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...in other news, brilliant climate scientists have uncovered evidence that suggests the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning. Extensive climate modeling suggests that fossil fuels, red meat, gender deniers, conservatives, and the refusal to wear a mask may cause the sun to set in the west sometime tomorrow evening, possibly causing untold chaos.

If that happens, we may well be completely fucked.

Economists are worried that vaccine shortages coupled with a possible surge in demand for carbon credits may crash the economy.
Political analysts are blaming former Presidents Trump, Reagan, Ford, Nixon, Eisenhower, Hoover, Coolidge, Harding, Taft, Roosevelt, McKinley, Harrison, Arthur, Garfield, Hayes, and Grant for the pending disaster - the Garland Justice Department is expected to start investigations as soon as the confirmation process is complete.
Impeachment proceedings have been initiated on all of them.

The Bushes were let off the hook because they all voted for Hillary and Joe - Lincoln is getting a pass because of an executive order directing the library of congress to change all references to President Lincoln to "Democratic President Lincoln"

Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, and Adams are not being investigated YET - because they listed themselves as DEMOCRATIC-republicans.
Once they can figure out a woke name for D.C. poor old George is toast.
Joe Biden could not be reached for comment.

In other news, I'm selling carbon credits and used COVID vaccine syringes on E-bay, Etsy, Gun Broker, and Craig's List for those of you that are interested.
THIS is the way.

02-12-2021, 07:31	#1490
Box Quiet Professional Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 5,933	Agenda Messaging Optics ...in other news, brilliant climate scientists have uncovered evidence that suggests the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning. Extensive climate modeling suggests that fossil fuels, red meat, gender deniers, conservatives, and the refusal to wear a mask may cause the sun to set in the west sometime tomorrow evening, possibly causing untold chaos. If that happens, we may well be completely fucked. Economists are worried that vaccine shortages coupled with a possible surge in demand for carbon credits may crash the economy. Political analysts are blaming former Presidents Trump, Reagan, Ford, Nixon, Eisenhower, Hoover, Coolidge, Harding, Taft, Roosevelt, McKinley, Harrison, Arthur, Garfield, Hayes, and Grant for the pending disaster - the Garland Justice Department is expected to start investigations as soon as the confirmation process is complete. Impeachment proceedings have been initiated on all of them. The Bushes were let off the hook because they all voted for Hillary and Joe - Lincoln is getting a pass because of an executive order directing the library of congress to change all references to President Lincoln to "Democratic President Lincoln" Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, and Adams are not being investigated YET - because they listed themselves as DEMOCRATIC-republicans. Once they can figure out a woke name for D.C. poor old George is toast. Joe Biden could not be reached for comment. In other news, I'm selling carbon credits and used COVID vaccine syringes on E-bay, Etsy, Gun Broker, and Craig's List for those of you that are interested. THIS is the way. __________________ Opinions stated in this post are solely those of the author, and in no way reflect the opinions or policies of The Department of Defense, The United States Army, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, The Screen Actors Guild, The Boy Scouts, The Good, The Bad, or The Ugly. These opinions are provided purely as overly sarcastic social commentary and are not meant to be used for mission planning or navigation. "*Make sure your own mask is secure before assisting others" -Airplane Safety Briefing Last edited by Box; 02-12-2021 at 07:38.*
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