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Old 12-03-2020, 12:02   #13
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Originally Posted by rsdengler View Post
I'd go for the Cheech and Chong 70's van with the lovely shag carpeting in my kitchen....it's a perfect solution to stay indoors with a dooby, a Pall Mall and incense to camouflage the odor of cigarettes; hey I'm all for saving lives.....Now put that damn BDSM mask back on....Lol....
First and foremost - I dont wear one of those masks anymore - they dont protect you from anything - total waste of time and resources...

More importantly:
A 1961 P-10 Step-van is NOT going to fit in your house.
A '72 Pinto will fit. A '75 Chevrolet Vega will fit.
A 1978 Chevy G-Series Van is NOT going to fit in your house
A Smart Car, Fiat, Peugeot - you could get any one of those shitty little hippy cars inside of your house so you could sit safely in the car while getting wasted.

What you are NOT going to get into your house is the Fiberweed Van, the Ice Cream Truck, or the 1978 Bouncy Van.

IF
you live in a house big enough to properly accommodate the Fiberweed van - well, you are probably a democrat politician and laws dont apply to you anyway.

Toke up America - its a brave new world.
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