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When I was growing up I was friends with a kid named Booth - great kid - came from a good family - we were like peas and carrots... we went everywhere together.
Box and Booth - we were raised as red-blooded American patriots - but we both had cousins that weren't worth a fuck...
Voting Booth and Ballot Box.
Those two little mother fuckers both betrayed their family for money and power - now we don't speak anymore.
Recently my second cousin Mail fell in with a bad crowd too. Mail Box hooked up with Voting Booth and Ballot Box last month and the three of them caused a shit show of epic proportions.
I'll probably never trust any of those mother fuckers again.
Most of the Booths and the Boxes are still tight except for those three deceptive untrustworthy pricks Mail, Voting, and Ballot can all suck my ass. They talk a big game but neither of them can do shit on their own. They just sit there motionless - they take take take take take - but they don't actually "do" anything. It took our families a long time to realize that Voting and Ballot were useless if the family didn't demand action. We learned a long time ago that we can't just depend on Voting Booth and Ballot Box to get things done.
It's amazing how many people still pretend that those two motherfuckers are the ones that do all the work.
I'm still good friends with a few members of the Booth family (no relation to Powers - God rest his soul)
-Phone Booth was a good kid but he started hanging around with some kid named Wireless and nobody has seen as much as a glimpse of Phone Booth in years.
-Paint Booth works on cars at a custom shop on the east side and I only see him a few times a year.
-Ticket Booth moved to California and went into show business
-Control Booth went to work for the Defense Department and works in DC - I think he works at the Pentagon but he doesn't talk about work very much.
The Boxes are all doing well...
-Pizza Box went to Culinary School and owns a nationwide chain of eateries
-Shoe Box moved to Milan and works as a male model. He did a joint photoshoot with Zoolander a while back
-Gift Box went to business school and works in retail. He refuses to do business with Dicks
-Tough Box joined the Army and he is deployed all the time.
-Pandora is sitting quietly in the corner waiting for Ballot Box and Voting Booth to show their ass one more time and then all hell is going to break loose.
Once Pandora gets into the fray, this bullshit about fundamentally transforming society is going to get real...
...real quick
Just dont count on Voting Booth and Ballot Box to fix anything - you have to get out there and make things happen if you want things to change.
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Last edited by Box; 12-02-2020 at 19:26.
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