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Old 08-26-2020, 14:56   #191
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Originally Posted by tonyz View Post
...higher than dog catcher.
Seriously?
Do you really think some of these assholes can be trusted with the responsibility needed to serve as an animal control officer?

Let me share with you a blurb from Hoke County NC...
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Animal Control officers patrol our streets each day. Officers are also on call overnight in case an emergency occurs. While our officers are constantly looking out for the welfare of animals, their number one priority is public safety.
These people have demonstrably FAILED at the task of upholding public safety standards.
ABSO-FUCKING-LUUTE-LEE FAILED

Dog catcher is too honored a profession for these people. I wouldn't trust the Bidens, Clintons, Schooomers, Pel0sis, and Nadlers of this world to clean my shitter in fear that they would steal something from my fucking home - or harass my family - or cut themselves and then sue me in court for having an unsafe workplace.

In fact these turds usually get started and make their bones corrupting and fucking over people at the Dog Catcher level - or as community organizers - its how they pad their resumes...............
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