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Originally Posted by Requiem
Won't he be surprised when he finds out?
It'll be like 50 First Dates.
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Well slap my britches, that right thar is funny!
He’ll say which one was that again?
(Jill) - “baby honey dear, it’s the one that came up and hugged you real close after that debate where she said she had to ride the bus...you know, the one who said”: “I’m gonna bury your white cracker ass someday, someday soon you F-ing racist!”
(Joe) - “Sweetheart, what do you think she means by that?”
(Jill) - “baby honey dear, I think we should start planning a funeral, and Hillary and Bill might actually be able to show up for this one.”
(Joe) - “who’s gonna die?”
(Jill) - quietly walks to the balcony, grabs the shotgun and fires off two shots!”